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Vagy izé, ezt, basszus. :-(((

Nem én kezdtem ... :)

Vagy akár ezt is lehetne erre mondani. :-)

a magyar nyelv szépségei így korán reggel.... ugyé? ;)

GR8! :))

@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
    @ WORK You spend most of your time in 6X6 cubicle

    @ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day
    @ WORK You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it

    @ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
    @ WORK For good behavior, you get more work

    @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

    @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
    @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

    @ PRISON You get your own toilet
    @ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

    @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
    @ WORK You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family

    @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
    @ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go  to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
    @ WORK They are called ‘managers’

:)))))))))))

Things said BY MEN just prior to an accident... :)

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